Well, maybe tomorrow...

So, I was planning on starting the show in 2012, but... That's really soon. And I'm kinda' sleepy. I mean, I only come once in an eternity, and I'd like to make sure everything goes off without a hitch. I guess I'm going to wait til' 2014... Maybe a little later. I mean... The end of the world can wait a couple years while I take a couple naps, right? Anyway. In the meantime, between some pretty monster naps, I'll probably try some acid. I hear the trips are pretty epic, and seeing as you only get to live once, why not? Well... Die once. So I suppose between resting and copious drug abuse, I'll share my glorious opinions on stuff with the world.

You'll enjoy it. You'll die enjoying it. And don't worry. I'll be here all eon.

Win for me, fail for the interwebs

I now have a blog. This spells the end for the internet!

...That is, if I ever get around to damnation and brimstone and hellfire and such. Eh. I'll probably do it later.